November 24, 2009
Scott Hamilton phones it in. Patrick Chan drops the first pancake. Michal Brezina just jumps. Alban Préaubert wins… worst outfit. Denis Ten — Mall Skater! The Japanese Joker, Daisuke Takahashi. Jeremy Abbott stops oinking. Evan Lysacek skates TODAY. Akiko Suzuki is a jet all the way. Caroline Zhang has a nice outfit! Laura Lepistö looks [...]
November 16, 2009
Ryan Bradley pulls a Hamilton. Shawn Sawyer is in no Rush. Florent Amodio clowns around. Evan Lysacek wins by a feather. Elene Gedevanishvili develops. Emily Hughes fills in for Sasha. Elena Glebova – Estonia’s premiere skater. Fumie Suguri is 28 and so is Júlia Sebestyén — which one will go to Vancouver?! Rachael Flatt goes [...]
November 10, 2009
Calling it before it happens… The Ice Queens are prognosticators!! I see in this article that Emily Hughes placed second in a regional competition. Second?! She can’t even win a freakin’ regional!! Holy hell, the US ladies are screwed. Only chance we have of winning a medal at the Olympics is if the Swine Flu hits Asia [...]
November 9, 2009
Brian Joubert bugs. Johnny Weir bugs. Michal Březina bugs. Daisuke Takahashi bugs. Jeremy Abbott bugs slightly less than last year. Adam Rippon bugs. Miki Ando bores. Alena Leonova bores. Ashley Wagner zones out. Rena Inoue and John Baldwin ARE STILL SKATING. Meryl Davis and Charlie White just may have what it takes. Plus, Liz and Tori rub their crystal [...]