Scott Hamilton phones it in. Patrick Chan drops the first pancake. Michal Brezina just jumps. Alban PrÃ©aubert wins… worst outfit. Denis Ten â€” Mall Skater! The Japanese Joker, Daisuke Takahashi. Jeremy Abbott stops oinking. Â Evan Lysacek skates TODAY.
Akiko Suzuki is a jet all the way. Caroline Zhang has a nice outfit! Laura LepistÃ¶ looks good; she just can’t skate. Mirai Nagasu takes Frank’s advice. Alissa Czisny could be a star. Don’t get Joannie Rochette angry. Maria Mukhortova and Maxim Trankov drop trou. Aliona Savchenko and Robin Szolkowy have a long program in Africa. Caydee Denney and Jeremy Barrett stand up.